Ark beer: how I accidentally became the owner of Survival Evolved’s least successful brewery
“Hey, do you want a drink?” I ask over voice chat, spotting a potential customer lurking outside my base. They react at first with an air of suspicion. I drop an item on the beach and they walk back and forth, mousing over it cautiously. “No thanks,” they eventually reply. Then, before I can say another word, they’re off again, mounting a nearby Quetz and escaping over the jagged cliffs. Not exactly the reaction I would have hoped for.
I’ve become caught up in somewhat of a predicament of late. Gazing at the contents of my base, any experienced Ark: Survival Evolved player will immediately spot where I’ve gone wrong.
All across the separate floors of my house, there is beer barrel after beer barrel, making my base look less like a cosy homestead and more like the basement of your average pub on matchday. Accidentally, I’ve become the owner of my very own micro-brewery, and worse yet, getting rid of the stuff is like asking someone if my pet can take a dino-sized dump on their lawn. Let’s just say they aren’t exactly biting my hands off for the opportunity.
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