Getting Weird with Wes: Fingers 'n tongues, a strong and sexy cat, and frogs fight poop in Alabama

[Getting Weird with Wes is a series meant to highlight all the bizarre shit floating around out there in the gaming universe. I hate normal things. Join me in celebrating the strange.]

I think it's fair to say that the hardcore Destructoid reader has merely a passing interest in Call of Duty news. We cover those kinds of games, sure; but I honestly think that for every person who comes here for AAA games, there are five of me who come here for the weird, stupid garbage that G-Fuels our souls and reminds us of why we got into games in the first place. Imagination and stupidity are the only reasons I still play games, and I'd like to spread that to you like a very aggressive STD that antibiotics just can't quite seem to clear up.

Analytics are king, though, and unfortunately these articles don't get nearly as many views as stories where Randy Pitchford farts on his phone and goes on a 17-hour Twitter rant. So I'm trying something new, and appealing to the SEO gods with things that could be mistaken for porn! So if you like fingering and tonguing, sexy cats who are also strong and loyal, and frogs shooting poop, then welcome to Dtoid, intrepid and absolutely fucking weird random Google searcher!

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